We did fun things, like drill large holes and
put long 4x4's and cement in them. I drilled myself and these helpless
souls for 72 hours a week all summer long. The climax was a $2500 fence
job we completed in a bit over a week, special benefits included the use
of a three person gas-powered auger:
(can you find all 5 sexual references in the paragraph above?)
As a self-reward for the
hard work, Andrey, John and I decided to take a relaxing camping trip to
the Aiderondack's, specifically to beautiful Tupper Lake:
It wasn't long before this all male
trip turned homosexual. Being assaulted by a 14 inch hand carved wooden
dildo is never funny:
The trip was perhaps the most relaxing
and well-timed excursion of my life. After working so hard for so long,
our bodies definetely needed the rest. Before the four day trip was over,
we felt refreshed and almost ready to return to school:
I returned home just
in time for the pre-2nd year split with my then girlfriend Jill. This event,
coupled with the sexually confusing camping trip, left me naive and impressionable,
thank god the hotties at UVA kept me on the right path.
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